I am the Garbage Can's Bitch.

I feed it on a regular basis, to keep it happy, healthy & in its glorious, wondrous, garbage cannishness ... ness. I feed it paper, napkins, boxes, cigarette butts, the occasional Q-tip, torn-up mail, toe-clippings ... you name it & it just gobbles them all up in complete & utter glee.

Why do I do this (you ask)? Because, I can (no pun intended ... well, maybe a little one). Ok, I digress ... I do this simply because I sit on the side of the office that contains said container ...

I will admit, sometimes it annoys me that I have been given Garbage Can Bitch Status but then ... I remember, that I am feeding said can, giving said can life, happiness, a purpose ... &  then ... then .. I sit here trying not to laugh out loud at my own attempt to maintain my sanity with insane thoughts.

*Forgive me for not posting very regularly as of late.  Since I have been neglecting my poor blog, & reader(s), I thought maybe you'd enjoy some of my inner ramblings.*

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